1. The last time you logged onto your Myspace/Facebook/whatever, was there a new friend request?

Not that I can recall, but I was there to delete the profiles, so wasn't paying attention.
 
2. When's the last time you got a completely new haircut?
Nearly two weeks ago. I got bored and found my hairdressing scissors. The look on Ken's face when he saw how much I took off... He helped me tidy it up once I'd done the bulk of it.

3. Do you wear coloured contacts?

Nope, though I have toyed with getting sapphire blue ones in the past.

4. Do you know any redhead guys?
Not very well, but yes. It's quite common in Scotland, I guess.

5. Would you name your child after you?
No. It feels strange to say my own name. And I'd rather my child had a separate identity from mine.

6. How many vowels are there in the title of the song you're listening to now?
4. 3 A's and 1 E. I'm listening to Acapella by Negativland.

7. How many Sharons do you know?
None, at the moment.

8. Does your cell phone camera have macro?
Given that all I associate with 'macro' right now is nothing to do with my phone, I'm assuming not.

9. Are there any food/drinks within your reach now?
I have half a toffee and pecan cookie in my hand and some of a hazelnut chocolate orange on the desk. They're very sweet. There's also some sugar-free mints and two flavours of Ice Breakers, one of which is Vomitously Vile (no, that's what it's called. Really. Really. Ah, ok, they're raspberry.) and a Mega Double Lolly that's too big to eat on one's lonesome.

10. Do you ever wonder who made the very first surveys-only blog?
Absolutley, categorically, no. Of all the things to wonder, why would I wonder about that?

11. Do you post surveys anywhere else besides here?
Nope.

12. Did you get your hair colour from your mom or from your dad?
Must be my Dad, but he's been grey my entire life. More white now, now that I think about it...

13. What's something your best friend can do that you can't?
Drive on the other side of the road. Though I could. Build a theremin. Though I possibly could.... Pee standing up without having to semi-squat oddly to avoid just peeing down legs.

14. Do you know anyone who can play the flute?
Not any more.

15. Describe the nearest poster.
A periodic table of the elements that was part of the Guardian's science for kids series.

16. Did you ever date any of your school's so-called 'bad boys'?
No.

17. Do you get in trouble if you are rude to your parents?
Not really, but I wouldn't be rude in the first place. I respect them too much.

18. Do your parents always break up fights between you and your siblings?
When we fought, yes.

19. Where's the last place you cuddled?
Um. I think it was Saturday morning before Ken and I got up.

20. Are you looking forward to anything within the next 3 days?
Not exactly, no.

21. If you have a laptop, what's the colour of the bag/case you carry it around in?
No laptop. 

22. Could you tell me the square root of 121 without using a calculator?
Isn't it 7?

23. So far, have you used any foul words in this survey?
You're reading it, right? Fuck, what do you think?

24. Do you use foul words more in real life or online?
Online. I think.

25. Do you prefer aviators or oversized sunglasses?
Oversized, also purple and with glittery frames.

26. Is the last mall you went to your favourite mall?
No, as I have no favourite mall. I find them soul-sapping, miserable places devoted to the pursuit of artifice and avarice.

27. How many people do you know own an iPhone?
None. The one that I did had to give it back to o2 as it was theirs all along.

28. Do you know anybody who has the same cell phone as you?
I know someone who has the earlier model, but no. 

29. What's your opinion on leggings?
I like footless tights that stop halfway down the foot. Beyond that... meh.

30. Are you going to/did you watch the newest 007 movie, Quantum of Solace?
Nope.

31. Is Daniel Craig your favourite James Bond actor?
Hardly. Sean Connery IS James Bond.

32. How many hoodies do you own?
Three that I can think of.

33. What are three sites you visit daily?
Google reader, mail and... um.

34. Who's your favourite Desperate Housewife?
They all have their qualities and flaws. And I don't watch tv.

35. When you take a cab, do you strike up conversation with the driver?
No, but if the caddie's talkative and not hideously offensive, I'll talk back.

36. Have you ever met a dentist with bad teeth?
Nope.

37. Would you rather be blind in one eye or deaf in one ear?
Er. Pass.

38. What are you planning to wear tomorrow, if you're going out?
No plans, probably jeans and a shirt. And probably my wellies if it snows again.

39. Do you even care about what goes on in the world of politics?
Um, yes. Being a citizen of the world makes me care about politics. I find it hard to understand people who don't. I don't mean watching PM Questions every week, or anything so specific, but politics just means trying to make the world better, as you consider that to be appropriate. Human rights? Politics. The cost of food? Politics. Random people dying in terrorist attacks? Politics.

40. Do you own any Japanese makeup products?
Not that I'm aware of.

41. What's your current default ringtone?
Still Eddie Izzard.

42. When's the last time you surprised someone?
When I chopped off more than half the length of my hair and turned round to show Ken.

43. When's the most inappropriate time your cell phone has rung?
I don't think that's happened.

44. When was your last encounter with a bug?
I had a dead spider stuck to my glove a week or so ago. Ken had to remove it as I freaked out at the other end of my arm.

45. Now that this is over, are you going to do another survey?
No. I need something to do tomorrow in between taking out the bins and cleaning the loo.